These would probably be really bad ideas to include on the back cover of your book.
#10: “If you hate this book as much as my mother did, you’ll get your money back.”
# 9: “Why buy this book when you can get it at the library?”
# 8: “Scratch & Sniff section inside!”
# 7: “The blank pages at the end are so you can write your own dumb ending.”
#6: “Book Two will probably be a lot better.”
# 5: “There’s not going to be a movie. Get over it!”
# 4: “Discussion questions? Are you crazy? It was hard enough to write the stupid book!”
#3: “Here’s a few hours of your precious time, you’ll never get back!”
#2: “This is Christian fiction…if you don’t like this book, it means you’re a pagan.”
# 1: “What a coincidence…the ISBN number and my Social Security number are exactly the same!”
Any other bad ideas?